| Ten Puns |
| 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim ... |
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| Puns 'r Us |
| A good pun is its own reword. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. My wife likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. I fired my ... |
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| Cheesiest puns/jokes |
| Post them cheesy puns and jokes! heres 2.... Q: why did the fireman date the burning building? A: cause he thought it was hot. Q: which country has the most ... |
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| Some silly puns |
| Some Silly Puns Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me ... |
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